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jolei 发表于 2006-05-31 00:57:33
致谢: 感谢我的导师XXX教授,他们严谨细致、一丝不苟的作风一直是我工作、学习中的榜样;他们循循善诱的教导和不拘一格的思路给予我无尽的启迪。 感谢XX、XX、XXX等同学对我的帮助和指点。没有他们的帮助和提供资料对于我一个对网络知识一窍不通的人来说要想在短短的几个月的时间里学习到网络知识并完成毕业论文是几乎不可能的事情。 尤其感谢XX同学在非常时期,我不能去实验室的情况下通过网络指点我的学习。她可好了。她的QQ号码是XXXXX56 大家要加他为好友呀。 她经常在,只不过隐身了,大家要和他说话,烦死她。 在论文即将完成之际,我的心情无法平静,从开始进入课题到论文的顺利完成,有多少可 敬的师长、同学、朋友给了我无言的帮助,在这里请接受我诚挚的谢意! 感谢我的养我的黄土高原,感谢父老乡亲,感谢一把屎一把尿把我喂大的父母。感谢我忘 不掉的甘甜的汾河水,感谢太原那清新的带有煤渣的空气。感谢我幼儿园给我擦PP的小王阿姨,感谢被我在小学被我用小刀割烂裙子的女生,如果当时没有这个经历的话我现在去经历就不好了吧。 感谢幼儿园到大学期间拒绝过我的无数女生,不是你们我那有这么多时间从事我的技术研 究,你们对我真好,我理解你们。还感谢那些被我拒绝的女生们(虽然目前还没有,但我相信以后也不会有的)。 感谢寝室里的患难兄弟,是你们4年来对我的蹂躏才使我的意志品质变的如此坚强,大学真锻炼人呀。 还感谢非典封校时期陪我玩网络游戏的同学,我们一起砍怪物的日子我永远也不会忘记,感谢网络游戏中的朋友,尤其是我们团长,是你给了我好多装备,让我身心得到愉悦,更好的投身到毕业设计的工作中。感谢不勘兽,感谢半兽人杀手,感谢哈比,感谢巨魔武士高卷,感谢灰狼给我光武,感谢《骑士》这个游戏陪我度过日日夜夜。 感谢SARS让我可以不用去实验室,天天睡到11点。 感谢人类当今的技术,不然我就没有毕业课题了。 没有感谢的了,再谢就太贫了。 88 最没完没了的致谢词 首先我要感谢爸爸在一个腥风血雨的夜晚,将几千万的兄弟姊妹派遣到妈妈体内,然后也要感谢其它精子与我一同冒险犯难,当然更要感谢那一个卵子最后接受了我,在十个月后还要感谢开着「档公啊车」的出租车司机载我们全家去医院,并且感谢那一个实习医生颤抖着手,把我从妈妈体内夹出来,当然也要感谢那一个漂亮的护士姊姊拍了我屁股几下,然后感谢…… 最有种的致谢词 我谁都不要感谢,这种论文也会过,妈的是哪一个瞎了狗眼的老师批的! 最莫名奇妙的致谢词 我要感谢蚊子,每当我想睡觉时,他们就会在我枕边耳提面命地说:「快起来写论文啊!」当我不理他们继续睡时,他们就会咬我一口,恨铁不成钢地说:「你还睡!」当我爬起来坐在计算机前,因为坐太久而需要活动筋骨时,他们轻舞飞扬地说:「来打我吧!」最后我把他们打死了,因着这股成就感而觉得前途光明时,黏在墙上的他们肝肠寸断地说:「去……写……论……文………」 最陈之藩的致谢词 要感谢的人太多了,就感谢天吧! 最AV女优的致谢词 我要感谢小泽圆、朝河兰、长濑爱、美竹凉子、高树玛莉亚……这些异国的友人。每每在夜深人静的时候,她们总是陪我渡过一个又一个写不出论文的夜晚,在我精神最不济的时候,适时地安慰我;在我思路不通之时,让我体会到通畅的快感;在我灵感枯竭时,让我了解到泉涌的喜悦,当然也要感谢我的左右手和卫生纸,他们,让一切好转。 最霹雳的致谢词 我要感谢刘文聪,他让我知道了番仔火和气油桶对于口试老师有无限的妙用! 最阿谀奉承的致谢词 学生诚惶诚恐,顿首顿首。学生最最最最最要感谢的人,便是学生的 指导老师。未遇 老师前,学生犹如轻尘栖弱草;遇 老师之后,学生犹如贱妾逢良人。每思老师对于学生的恩情,如山高如海深,学生生当衔珠,死当结草, 老师若病,学生当侍药; 老师若崩,学生当扶棺。来世必作牛作马作狗作猪,以报答 老师对学生的浩荡师恩。学生拜,再拜,三拜。 最懒惰的致谢词 我感谢……… 最灵异的致谢词 我要感谢竹林七贤常常在夜晚过来陪我聊天,并纠正我论文中的一些错误,使我解决了好几百桩千古的谜团。有时他们看我写论文太累了,也会带一些五石散给我吃,让我爽的不得了,只是也许是吃太多了,我现在有点怕阳光,白天都无精打采,而且两眼发黑,面容惨白…… 最无聊的致谢词 我感谢桌子,我感谢椅子,我感谢台灯,我感谢主机,我感谢屏幕,我感谢键盘,我感谢鼠标,我感谢打印机……… 最坦白的致谢词 我要感谢国立南京航空航天大学研究生庄孝伟的硕士论文,因为他的论文题目跟我一样,而且我又全部抄他的,所以我才能够毕业。可是我有一个小小建议,希望他下次不要写那么多,这样我打计算机手会很酸。 最屌的致谢词 我只有要感谢一个人,那就是我自己
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2006-05-31 16:12:40
"Everyone is trying to maintain inventory levels at a very low point while still satisfying their needs," says Kevin O'Brien, manager of the Branchburg, New Jersey, distribution center for Schering-Plough Healthcare Products. "The Rx industry has never been held to the same standards, but now, more than ever, we are expected to understand what our customers want. That's why the industry is investing in more automated picking and batch control and coordinating delivery dates."
Schering Laboratories, a division of the .8 billion Schering-Plough Corp., recently completed the third installation of Ann Arbor Computer's mid-range WMS, pcAIM, at its western region distribution center in Reno, Nevada. The first two installations were in Branchburg and in its Suwanee, Georgia, facility. The WMS manages the incoming storage and outgoing distribution of prescription drug products and samples throughout the United States from these three DCs.
"We can now trace by lot down to the line-item order level, and our accuracy is near 100 percent," O'Brien says. "We also ship samples. Within the WMS, because of requirements by the FDA, sample accountability tracks the history of a batch or product or a representative distribution."
He adds that with biotech becoming more prevalent in his industry, handling requirements will start to change. New requirements include controlled room shipping, whether that involves cold product or formulations that must be maintained at a particular ambient temperature.
"Our future is contingent on the new products created and generated by our R&D," O'Brien concludes. "Our DCs were built with the ability to provide for future growth."
Multi-purpose information
The beauty of logistics data collection technology is that once data are captured, the information can be used by the enterprise in a wide variety of ways. As data requirements proliferate, WMS packages are evolving to meet them.
"Originally pcAIM did lot control and shelf life expiration date tracking only, but we've extended the quality control [QC] part to meet many of this industry's requirements," says Ann Arbor Computer's Art Fleischer. "That includes being able to check if a QC status has changed, even after the product has been picked and before it has gone out the door. Pharma companies have a lot of archival needs. For recalls, companies must pull information from archived records. The easiest way to do that is through the execution layer, which includes the WMS."
It also includes automatic data capture; according to Karen Longe, president of Karen Longe & Associates and a consultant to the pharma industry, this technology offers significant untapped potential. The FDA's data management requirements will bring those benefits to everyone in the supply chain, she believes.
"The product side of the healthcare industry has been slow to bar code," she adds. "They need bar codes down to the unit-of-issue or dose. And to be really helpful, you need lot and expiration dates on those doses. That becomes a challenge, but if you collect information for that reason you can use it for many other purposes. In addition to patient safety, there are tremendous benefits to the manufacturer and to everyone else in the supply chain."
More than just savings
Security has risen to the top of that list of benefits.
"Security issues have become an everyday concern at many points in the supply chain," agrees Tan Miller, director of distribution planning for Pfizer Pharmaceuticals. "Within the four walls of the warehouse, individual products may require special storage and handling procedures simply because of their high value. That applies over the road, as well. In fact, the attention to maintaining the integrity and security of the product in transit leads pharmaceutical manufacturers to employ material handling techniques that one might not think to use in other industries."
He cites the use of overpack cardboard containers to ship pharmaceutical cases. This requires loading pharmaceutical cases into an overpack container (perhaps at the staging dock) after the individual cases have already been picked in the warehouse.
"This step clearly adds a cost at the warehouse loading and shipping stage," Miller admits. "On the other hand, this approach can significantly reduce shortages and the vulnerability to individual cases being stolen in transit. So the extra cost incurred at the warehouse loading and shipping stage may be more than offset by the savings in shortages and theft that occur further down the supply chain. This approach clearly does not make sense for all industries, but it may have merit for those that use a total supply chain cost perspective."
Indeed, with the high-value product it handles, the pharmaceutical industry in the U.S. and in Western Europe doesn't invest in material handling technology to save costs. The primary goal is to ensure product quality. It's a different story in developing countries such as those in Asia or Eastern Europe. In addition to the economic efficiencies of automation, companies in Poland, Slovenia and Serbia want a piece of the American market. Automation is the price of entry.
"Up to now, these companies produced medications for their home markets and for other Eastern European markets," explains Urs Dietler, manager of the Industry Practice Group, Pharma, at Swisslog, supply chain solutions providers. "Now they recognize that they can earn more money if they sell to Western Europe and to the U.S., where medicine prices are much higher. But there is one condition they have to fulfill: They must produce in accordance with FDA regulations, and this is almost impossible without automated material handling processes because their staffs are not sufficiently educated."
Preparing for growth
As the elder population grows in the U.S., the demand for new and established pharmaceuticals will increase. The pharma industry is gearing up for this, but manufacturers have some difficult choices ahead: either build new DCs, increase throughput capacity, use third parties, or figure out how to put more automation to work.
"Areas where they need to further automate include the replenishment of pick-to-light systems or automatic dispensing systems," concludes Jeff Hedges, director of market development for HK Systems. "When you're dealing with high-value, pocket-size components, pilferage is easier. Furthermore, you're dealing with high turnover rates within the picking staff. Then, if you expect throughput to double, do you double the number of pickers, require them to work faster or add three shifts a day?"
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2006-05-31 16:13:37
Wyeth Pharmaceuticals employs 240 people in its Knoxville, Tennessee, distribution center--one of three U.S. DCs. This one handles 85 percent of the company's prescription medications. According to Patrick Flanagan, DC director, cross-training is key to maintaining a reliable workforce in the world of pharmaceutical distribution.
"Some come in at 6 a.m. to begin receiving; others come in at 8:30 to begin picking, and some come in at 2 to finish picking and shipping, and then they work in replenishment. Our objective is to ship every order the same day. We are also set up for emergencies. We have people who are trained and on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week, to ship lifesaving drugs. It's not unusual for someone to be called in on the weekend."
Technology plays an important role in eliminating mistakes in this life-or-death occupation. In fact, the entire 600,000-square-foot facility was designed to house mistake-proof operations.
"When we designed this facility we made sure our building control systems, which maintain the temperature, the electronic security systems, our warehouse management system and related systems, were all completely validated in accordance with FDA regulations," he explains. "We also do extensive testing and tracking to ensure the packaging we use is sufficient."
Wyeth's Knoxville DC handles about 500 SKUs, but its capabilities will really be put to the test as the biotech products currently in R&D reach production. Facility flow is governed by a WMS from DCS, now known as Vertex Interactive. Operations are paperless, employing a mix of bar code and RF technologies, two-and-a-half miles of conveyor, high-speed sorters, and pick-to-light and pick-to-belt systems.
"The WMS will accommodate the special handling requirements of our biotech products," Flanagan explains. "Storage classes are built in, including refrigerated, freezer and controlled drugs, so we'll see more of a physical change than a systems change. Physically you must make sure you have sufficient refrigerated space; you make sure it's validated and that you have the right technology in place to monitor temperatures. Our building management system measures temperature in the warehouse and in the refrigerator/freezer every hour in several stocking positions, and we have alarms that go off if temperatures go out of tolerance."
Why did they select Vertex?
"It had proven technology in the pharmaceutical industry and its pick-to-light system enables us to verify the lot number. We could have just bought its pick-to-light system and someone else's WMS, but I put in several WMS pack ages before, and interfacing one vendor's technology to another's is a major challenge. This package also had an integrated manifesting system, and the vendor had experience with our conveyor integrator, Conveyco. The conveyor supplier was Buschman."
Since Wyeth put these technologies to work in its Knoxville facility in 1999, shipping accuracy has reached near 100 percent. "It's all part of our chairman's effort to promote quality," Flanagan concludes. "Back in March of this year the company changed its name to Wyeth from American Home Products. We have taken many such strides in the last few years because we have a busy pipeline of products and we wanted to make sure we are in 100 percent regulatory compliance."
Other leading players in the pharmaceutical industry are making similarly bold business moves. Manufacturers are buying up wholesalers. Joint ventures are making supply chains global. And many facilities are closing as companies update, improve and streamline their handling and verification processes.
Throughout these changes, material handling logistics technology will continue to play a key role in ensuring that healthy supply chains keep their customers healthy as well. -
2006-05-31 16:14:23
Pharma Automation in Europe
When it comes to material handling in the pharmaceutical industry, Europe has long employed a higher level of automation technology than the U.S. Much of this can be attributed to cultural and labor cost differences, but historical differences among distribution channels also play a part. "Pharmacies in the U.S. have traditionally ordered through a distributor or from a centralized chain DC, while in Europe direct sales to pharmacies is more common," says Jack Kuchta, executive vice president of Gross & Associates, logistics consultants.
For more info...
Here's how to access resources cited in this article: Ann Arbor Computer www.pcaim.com Todd Applebaum applebaum@attbi.com Buschman www.fkilogistex.com Conveyco www.conveyco.com HK Systems www.hksystems.com Karen Longe & Associates www.dunesystems.com/karenlonge Swisslog www.swisslog.com Vertex Interactive www.vertexinteractive.com
PHOTO (COLOR): Automatic guided vehicles move bulk material from receiving and storage through production at AstraZeneca's plant in Sodertaje, Sweden. Photo courtesy Swisslog.
PHOTO (COLOR): This AGV at Bayer's distribution facility in Bitterfeld, Germany, is placing a roll of foil packaging material on the spindle of a blister packaging machine. Photo courtesy Swisslog.
PHOTO (COLOR): Wyeth Pharmaceuticals' Knoxville, Tennessee, distribution center employs a mix of bar code and RF technologies, two-and-a-half miles of conveyor, high-speed sortation and pick-to-light and pick-to-belt systems. The Vertex WMS assists with lot traceability and integrated manifesting, meeting FDA guidelines on electronic record-keeping.
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2006-05-31 16:17:22
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google只能翻译第一段,点都不爽 -
2006-06-01 02:52:10 http://jolei.ycool.com/
你还真是无聊,,这招我早就是试过了,不行的,,而且google一次翻译不了那么多哈。
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2006-06-02 04:10:31
zippo真无聊~其实翻译不管用什么工具还是要自己修改的三,全部那么翻不可能三,又不是人工智能……
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2006-06-05 00:27:33 http://sunlight12.ycool.com/
以上人员真是无聊!
最郁闷的是居然致谢也要统一格式?好不容易论文里面有一个可以自己发挥的,我无语了……什么烂学校阿 -
2006-06-05 10:24:45
现在看来,我们高兴得太早了啊!以为论文定稿了就对了的,其实这只是万里长征走完的第一步……
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2006-06-05 15:16:04
看来要我们请老师吃饭,也只能去吃馒头加稀饭了。。。:)
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2006-06-05 16:26:06
大家支持一下哈,马上浏览数到1000了。呵
